BirchSoda

I am probably too old for this. My name is Jocelyn, and I follow all the Jocelyns I have found so far on Tumblr. I have found that people who use the term "SJW" to be untrustworthy, so if you use that term against people I will most likely block you.

lyraeon:

But what if the princess was in the tower because she was the dragon?

Like the queen gives birth and oops it’s this adorable little scaley lizard with tiny wings that she can never quite seem to fold right

None of the King’s advisors or doctors can explain it, no one can remember anyone who might have cursed the royal family, plus sire she’s clearly yours still I mean look at those eyes

They just kind of accept it and keep her in a tower so no one tries to slay her

The queen or castle servants reading bedtime stories to the toddler princess, who’s made a nest of her favorite toys and some jewelery she stole off her mother, and when she laughs little puffs of smoke come out of her mouth

The king being so proud when she flies across the room for the first time

And once the princess comes of age, confused knights breaking into the tower to find a twenty foot long dragon sitting at the vanity getting her horns polished by her handmaidens

I want this as a beautifully illustrated kids book!

pervocracy:

"This company’s policies are evil, so I won’t buy from them" - yes okay

"This company’s policies are evil, so I’ll let the $8/hr customer service staff know just how I feel" - please no